"When Braided Fairies Strike"

Written By: Emerald Pillow

Pairing: 1+3. ?+1

Warning: Yaoi; Language, lemon,POV, deat

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or it's characters. You can sue me, but all I have worth taking is my cat that looks like Trowa, but is named Duo.

Rating: NC 17

When Braided Fairies Strike

Part 7

"Heero, wake up." I turned over and buried my head under the pillow. "You dumbass. Do you think you can drown me out? I'm under here with you. You can't get rid of me that way." I kept my eyes closed and tried to go back to sleep. "Heero, stay awake. Don't you even feel your dick?. . .feel that bulge? That's all us big boy. . .we're horny. Let's go fine a nurse to fuck."

If this voice was supposedly in my head, then why was it talking like Duo?. . .but it was right. I was aroused, probably from the dream that vanished when I woke. I shifted and tried to ignore both my groin and the voice. All night it had been waking me every time I dozed off.

"Come on Heero, you know you want to fuck. . .I know, you know you want to fuck. . .you know, I know, you want to fuck. . ." Stop it! I sat up straight and clutched my temples. There had to be a way to stop this. I didn't know what was more annoying: the voice or Duo. "I am worse because you have no power to shut me up. A quick back hand to that bitch will shut him up for about ten minutes. . .but back to the important matter. . .let's go fuck someone. Maybe Benny, he'd sound sexy screaming our name." I could feel my temples plausating, feverantly. Why wouldn't it stop? "Because we're horny damnit." I laid back down and stared at Tyrice's sleeping face. "Yes, Heero, I know what you're thinking. If I was a placed speaker, Tyrice would hear me. . .but he doesn't, so what does that tell you? Now let's go fuck. Just take Tyrice. He's not too far."

I wanted it to stop, but since it wouldn't, there was only one thing to do. . .get even. I reached under the blankets, grabbed myself tightly, and began to jerk myself off.

"Hey! That's cheating! You're not suppose to jack us off. . .you're suppose to go find someone to do it for us.." I ignored the voice as I pumped as hard and as quick as I could. "You bastard! You are so weak! How dare you call yourself a Gundam pilot?! Stop it! Hey, I'll make a deal with you. . .you find us someone to fuck, and I'll let you sleep every night from now on. How about that?"

Call me crazy, but I don't negotiate with figments of my imagination. I gripped harder and jerked faster. I threw my head against the pillow and began to pant. I never felt so good to beat off. . .but then it was never under these circumstances. The entire time that I pleased myself, the voice continued. . .begging. . .pleading. . .demanding. . .threatening. . .anything it could to make me stop, but I didn't. Finally I released into my hand. That's when I realized that I didn't even remember how it felt to actually have sex. I just knew I've done it before. . .I just couldn't remember what it felt like.

"You think you're getting off easy?!?! Oh, hell no!!! This is just the beginning! The war has only just begun! I will get even with you for this Heero Yuy! You will regret not letting me fuck someone! You can just forget about going to sleep tonight! I refuse to let you! JOHN JACOB JINGLE. . . ." Despite the loud singing and pounding headache, I felt good.

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